Liam Lynch

"Whatever."

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VERSE ONE - PLAY RIFF AFTER TALKING
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"I went down to the beak and saw Kiki, she was all like 'Uh!' and I'm like 'Whatever!'

RIFF

"Then this chick comes up to me and she’s all like 'Aren't you that dude?' and I'm like 'Whatever!'

RIFF

"So later, I'm...I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up to me and she’s all like 'Aw...' and I'm like 'Whatever!'"

RIFF

CHORUS - IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS   ;)
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"Cause this is MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER!"

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"And this is MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER!"

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"~and this is MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER! ~"

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VERSE TWO - JUST LIKE VERSE ONE (Whatever...)
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"And then it's 3AM I'm on the corner wearing' my leather, this dude comes up and he's like 'Hey Punk!' I'm like 'Yeah Whatever!'"

RIFF

"Then I'm throwing' dice in the alley, Officer Leroy comes up and he's like 'Hey I thought I told you_' and I'm like 'Yeah Whatever!'"

RIFF with an extra bit like this: 

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"And then up comes Zathon I'm like 'Yo Zathon Wazzup?' He's like 'Dawg' I'm like 'That's Cool.'

CHORUS AGAIN!!!
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"Cause this is MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER!"

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"~and this is MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER! ~"

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