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D-0--0----0  JUST REPEAT THE WHOLE TIME 
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 After the second time playing this you start to sing...
theres 2 singers singer one is in lower case letters and singer 2 is in capitol letters... 

i wanna *** a dog in the ass HE WANTS TO *** A DOG IN THE ASS 
i wanna *** a dog in the ass 
i wanna *** a dog...
Both singers:
We wanna *** a dog in the ass 
We wanna *** a dog in the ass 
We wanna *** a dog...
Back to regular singing:
i tryed to *** your mom in the ass 
i tryed to *** your dad in the ass 
could only find the dog...
Bothe singers:
We wanna *** a dog in the ass 
We wanna *** a dog in the ass 
We wanna *** a dog...
Back to regular singing:
i tryed to *** a ***en pirate in the ass ARE ME EN FER STERBIE KER
tryed to *** a ***en pirate  ARE ME MATE THAT WAS NO PIRATE TAHT WAS MY OWN SISTA
could only find the dog..
Both singers:
We wanna *** a dog in the ass
We wanna *** a dog in the ass 
We wanna *** a dog
Back to regular singing:
i wanna *** a dog in the ass 
i wanna *** a dog in the ass 
i wanna *** a dog...
wait for 1 verse of the guitar then you say....
Both singers: 
*** YOU!!!