Remember this commercial?
"mom i got you a present....its what you've always wanted"
"...it's your report card"   awwww...
Recite this and play this guitar riff you'll get a laugh out of any1
thats seen the commercial

/ = slide down

e|--------------------------------------------------
b|--------------------------------------------------
g|--------------------------------------------------
d|-5-4-5-5/7-5-4---5-4-5-5/7-5-4---5-4-5-5/7-5-4----
a|------------------------------------------------5-
E|--------------------------------------------------


and thats all there is to it..

this works great at kick backs with ur friends