American Honky-Tonk Bar Association Lyrics

 (Bryan Kennedy, Jim Rushing) 

 If your paycheck depends on 
 The weather and the clock 
 If your conversation calls for 
 A little more than a coffee pot 
 If you need to pour your heart out 
 And try to rectify some situation 
 That you're facing 
 Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association 

 When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket 
 For most things you don't mind 
 But when your dollar goes to all of those 
 Standing in a welfare line 
 Well rejoice you have a voice 
 If you're concerned about the destination 
 Of this great nation 
 It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association 

 It represents the hardhat 
 Gunrack, achin'-back 
 Over taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd 
 They're heart is in the music 
 And they love to play it loud 
 There's no forms or applications 
 There's no red tape administrations 
 It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association 

 We're all one big family 
 Throughout the cities and the towns 
 We don't reach for handouts 
 we reach for those who are down 
 And every local chapter has a seven day a week 
 Available consultation 
 For your frustration 
 It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association 

 It represents the mud flaps 
 Six pack, beer crack 
 Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd 
 They're heart is in the music 
 And they love to play it loud 
 There's no forms or applications 
 There's no red tape administrations 
 It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association