Beef Jerky Lyrics

my weight is 300 pounds
my favorite is beef jerky
i'm a vagabond, i'm a vagabond
my mom says, "you are kinky!"
who cares?
i don't care
a horse's ass is better than yours
lie down here, baby
just relax... honey
my baby horse is jennifer
what a beefy hip!
she has a fine coat of fur
what shiny hair!
who cares?
i don't care
a horse's ass is better than yours
let's eat carrots together until...
let's eat carrots together until...