Methodist Coloring Book Lyrics

Methodist Coloring Book
(The Dead Milkmen)
Performed By The Dead Milkmen
Metaphysical Graffiti

You've got a Methodist Coloring book
and you color really well
But don't color outside the lines
or God will send you to Hell
'caues God hates war
and God hates crime
but he really hates people
who color outside the lines
You've got a Methodist coloring book
don't color outside the lines
'cause if God doesn't strike you with
lighning, he'll at least make you go blind
Good people get sent to the attic
Bad peopl get sent to the cellar
But there's a special kind of Hell
for those who just won't learn to color
God is gracious, God is good
so let's color in his book
God wears cotton, God wears rayon
He can mend a broken crayon
God is honest, he don't take payola
Let's all thank him for our crayolas
You've got a Methodist Coloring book
and you color really well
But don't color outside the lines
or God will send you to Hell-
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"Hush little baby don't say a word   :  "I woke up, can't wait to eat
 And never mind that noise you heard :   Got my cereal, boy I was beat
 It just the beasts under your bed   :   Opened the fridge and to my dismay
 In your closet in your head!!!"     :   There was no milk my mother will pay"