My Many Smells Lyrics

My Many Smells
(Dead Milkmen)
Beelzabubba

Sometimes I smell like a barrel of rotting fruit
Stinking up the jungle under the hot tropical sun
Other times I smell like think black swamp water
That's backed up into your toilet on a warm summer day

These are a few of my many smells
Won't you come and smell me?
Won't you share my stench?
Won't you come and smell me?
Won't you share my stench?

Sometimes I smell just like the bathroom
After Grandma's used it and she's been eating prunes.
Other times I smell like a city garbage strike
When all the horseflies grow to three inches long

These are a few of my many smells
Won't you come and smell me?
Won't you share my stench?
Won't you come and smell me?
Won't you share my stench?

Sometimes I smell just like death itself
A sickening sweet smell, I could really make you ill.

Smell me  
See me
Hear me
Touch me
Smell me -
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"Hush little baby don't say a word   :  "I woke up, can't wait to eat
 And never mind that noise you heard :   Got my cereal, boy I was beat
 It just the beasts under your bed   :   Opened the fridge and to my dismay
 In your closet in your head!!!"     :   There was no milk my mother will pay"