(That's) Just Not Legal Lyrics

I turn on the T.V. as switch off my head 
It's almost like bad fiction I have already read, 
well I think I'll come around and shoot your parents instead. 
But then I'd go to gaol and I don't like being cooped up inside. 
I may have lost my self-respect but I've still got my pride. 
I would steal a car but I don't know how to drive. 
The common law that binds us and that keepsus in place 
Is often misconstrued as a god-awful waste 
And it starts to unwind with a kick in the face. 
Legal. That's just not. 
I would take a cricket bat to a jewellery store 
That's if I had a spine and it was within the law 
I would give you the keys to the whole shopping mall. 
I would take a cash machine and run down the street 
That's if I had some muscles and was quick on my feet 
I'm afraid it's a fact that I'm inherently weak 
And that's just not legal. 
I turn on the T.V. as I switch of my head 
I wonder should I go out or just rot here in bed 
or I could burn down a school just to show that I cared 
Senseless acts of violence are not really my game 
I'm much too scared of getting caught or even worse-maimed 
and to swim with no arms well it's just not the same. 
That's just not legal.