Be Still My Beating Off Lyrics

If it's easier to discuss this 
privately without you dad the 
minister who doesn't take 
kindly to your persuits then 
I'll oblige. 
Was it you that was found 
with your pants down 
watching your favourite cartoon 
yelling at the shopkeeper 
for the changing of the channel 
say to your self: 
"Be still my beating off" 
well it may be inappropriate 
for someone in your position 
as a cop to satisfy 
yourself at the local blue light disco 
say to yourself: 
"Be still my beating off" 
there's no crime when you choose your time 
and your place to masterbate in a public place 
you will be disgraced, it's your right to choose 
whether or not you want to be on the news. 
Well I'm sure the judge will 
look lightly 
on your case considering I saw him 
earlier at the footy 
having a quick one off the wrist then 
say to yourself: 
"Be still my beating off"