You Can't Move Into My House Lyrics

Hope you don't think I'm rude 
Fuck You 
Hope you don't think I'm precious 
Fuck You 
Hope you see I'm well adjusted: 
I can't stand the sight of you 
Don't wanna be startin somethin 
Don't want to antagonise, 
All I said was something simple: 
I can't stand the sight of you, 
I can't stand the sight of you. 
Don't believe, don't believe the words 
I don't believe all the things I've heard about you. 
I will be saying this in your defence: 
I'd rather eat a fridge full of arses than know you. 
And I've tried with all my might to see past 
all you failing but I've failed to give a fuck 
You're a fuck-up, you're a joke, 
You're a clown, take your pants down, 
Get fucked you fucking fuckwit 
no you can't move into my house. 
With a range of ethics that are quite perverse 
You're sitting in the centre of your own universe 
Not content to sit upon the fence, you'll fall 
either way ignoring common sense 
I look into your eyes and seen a haze 
of your twisted sensabilities and little saving grace. 
---Chorus--- 
I believe, I believe the words, of your 
best friend when he likened you to a steaming turd. 
And when he said he wished that you were dead, 
It was the most intelligent thing that anyone's ever said. 
And I've tried with all my might to see past 
all your failings but I failed to give a fuck. 
---chorus ad nauseum---