Musical Monkey Lyrics

i`ve got a fanzine so i should know everything about every band i turned punk 2 years ago i tell my subjects i'm d.i.y. i'll call your band a sellout & i'll tell convienient lies i've got a lot of staples and to much... time to trash a band they fucking blow since i wasn't on the list i didn't make the show oh well no major labels they really suck except for bad religion can't get their sticker off my truck got my own agenda i write the rules i'll use my moms cash nobody knows you calling me a liar yea my story has some holes start a label rip off the bands liberate the punk scene part of my master plan if it's in my zine it must be true who told you i`m always crying just because i'm getting sued that guys an asshole that bands on ludes i guess my little fanzine is like the weekly world news