Sure Pinocchio Lyrics

 You told me you'd hold me 
 Now I know better 
 All you did fold me honey 
 Like a dear John letter 
 You put me in a box 
 With God and his uncle 
 Like a pair of gym socks 
 Lookin' like Artie Garfunkle 
   
 You took my heart 
 The check's in the mail 
 We'll do lunch when you get out of jail 
   
 Sure Pinocchio 
 Anything you say 
 Sure Pinocchio 
 Have it your own way 
   
 You took me for a ride 
 Well, I'm crawling out of this gutter 
 You hurt me down inside 
 What was that you muttered 
 Somethin' bout wishing on a star 
 for a fish out of water 
 Well, I know who you are 
 Your Gepetto's wicked daughter 
   
 This hurts you more that it hurts me 
 You never inhale, yeah, and cops eat free 

 Sure Pinocchio

 Anything you say 
 Sure Pinocchio 
 Have it your own way 
   
 Sure Pinocchio 
 What hurts me makes you stronger 
 Sure Pinocchio 
 That nose keeps gettin' longer and longer 
   
 You took my heart 
 The check's in the mail 
 We'll do lunch when you get out of jail 
   
 Sure Pinocchio 
 Anything you say 
 Sure Pinocchio 
 Have it your own way 
   
 Sure Pinocchio 
 Anything you say 
 Sure Pinocchio 
 That nose keeps gettin' longer and longer 

written by John Hiatt and Dave Farragher