johnnie's in the bathroom Lyrics

dear diary
i was standing in a bus stop today
and they must have known i wanted to be a model
so i'm gonna call them tomorrow
won't be long before i'm in all the big rock videos
the most incredible thing happened to me in odella last weekend
that's why i'm writing you see, i went to see
hey, wow, what's going on up there
did you have dinner yet
who wants dinner when you can get a god damn
good dick up your ass
oh, i need you girl
huh
oh, i need you girl
you need me, boy
yeah, yeah i need you too
huh
i need you too, baby
dear diary
i can't write a lot
johnnie's in the bathroom
i met him in shasta tonight, and he's just incredible
he's got this long, straight black hair
and he wears all this silver jewelry, velvet pants, black boots, etc
i love your big muscles
it's a lickable pussy
hi baby, how you doing
well, all y'all want some pussy
well, all y'all grab on the soul train line and get it