JOHNNIE'S IN THE BATHROOM Lyrics

Dear Diary,
I was standing in a bus stop today and they must have known I wanted to 
be a model, so I'm gonna call them tomorrow. Won't be long before I'm in
all the big rock videos. The most incredible thing happened to me in 
Odella last weekend; that's why I'm writing. You see, I went to see. . . 

Hey, wow
Wow, what's going on up there?
Did you have dinner yet?
Who wants dinner when you can get a goddamn good dick up your ass?
(laugh)


Oh I need you girl
Huh?
Oh I need you girl
You need me, boy?
Yeah....yeah I need you too
Huh?
I need you too, baby


Dear Diary,
I can't write a lot; Johnnie's in the bathroom. I met him in Shasta 
tonight and he's just incredible. He's got this long, straight, black 
hair
and he wears all this silver jewelry, velvet pants, black boots, et 
cetera


(kids singing)


I love your big muscles
It's a lickable pussy
Hi baby, how you doin?
Well all y'all want some pussy?
Well, all y'all grab on the Soul Train line and get it


...guitarist for the Black Band Babies and we went in a doghouse...