Dirtball Lyrics

galactal inspector do you read me? yes cap'm status? completed your mission was to land on the dirtball and explore it thuraly you were to monitor the activities of a common life of a dirtball and study peoples life styles, there general habbits of living in their strange society yes have you done that galactal inspector? yes i have cap'm very well, may we have your reports? a strange place this dirtball is a lot of guns a lot of rich folks spittin at bums a lot of hoodlums i guess it's just the bums that are really pissed off why? probably cuz they been ripped off by the system cops, they ride around in little cars and throw folks behind bars, like little jars they're supposed to be there to serve and protect but they just punch faces a lot, and choke necks then they got the higher up they call judges and they rule the land i just don't understand first of all i'd like to dress this bitch up in a robe on top of all that, "what?", he's madd old and he hates anybody that looks different then he did back when he was a kid but that shit was like 400 years ago cap'm "yes galactal" i just don't know any kid that was goin to jail he looked me dead in the face and said "hell" then my clokin device must of went dead cuz the old ass judge looked at me and said this is are world this is are world this is are world so get tha fuck off (2x) very interesting, thank you galactal inspector now probes data and data, do your read me? yes, hear sir what information were you able to gather for us on your recent voyage to the dirtball? this is proffesor data my transmition signal is week and my communication is shatterd we came in contact with several different specimans alive everything has got a price even if it's wrong or right upon site people judge and stereo type that forms a government and a religion i glorify purify as the waters that are now poluted rivers members of the block recruted for duty locked up or instituted this is octa data i phase with the planet to see how they medicate her she's high off that cane depending how you sleigh you can get most anythang from a nickle back of reign to a lucy worth of cane mantain comunication data here again the leader is determend by the vote of many men although he's only human and slightly over weight he control's and menipulates the whole united states i call to the white castle secret service on the phone givin me a hastle he said the information i requested is denied before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath then replied this is are world this is are world this is are world so get tha fuck off (2x) acording to the information so far collected the dirball may not be the ideal place for us to land our craft after recieving this information we'll make our final the final judgment, fleek are you there? i'm here, but hold up cap'm cuz this ain't good i'm gettin chaced by some fat rednecks in white hoods i think there tryin ta kill me "well what do you mean?" it seems they got a problem with the fact that i'm green i guess on the dirtball they all hate each other if it's ain't were your from, it's your skin coler let me give my phase a try now, hold up (zzzzz) "what was that?" i smoked 'em but what really fuckin turns my tenticals is the relationships they swell eachothers lips i seen men that ain't shit in their daily life then they come home drunk and beat they wife she forgives him when he say's he didn't mean it if you ask me they can both suck my willy grip i give up cap'm beem me back to zubaloovy another thing they love to watch horror movies but your not allowed to be scarry on a cd they tried to ban this one group called icp i went to see 'em in concert j grabbed me by the head and then he took his microphone and said this is are world this is are world this is are world so get tha fuck off (keep repeating)