INTRO Lyrics

Hello there sir Well I'll tell ya, I've lived here all my life and I never once noticed this place You need a sign out there or somethin buddy, probably bring some business to the joint Yes, how may I help you today? I'm lookin for some kind of uh...some kind of clock or somethin, somethin for the old man He collects old shit like this and I figured, I figured I'd get 'em somethin before he dies and rots on me ya know? Ah well perhaps you can use a gift yourself? Well I'm not much for old shit like this myself But I insist, I have somethin just right for you. This will help you find more then you are looking for A candle huh? Yeah well maybe I'm in the wrong place Concider it a gift from your neighbor But I heh....have electricity in my house Nah this is no ordinary candle by boy. Come closer and witness the light that this magical candle will shed apon your life Listen uh, I really gotta get goin Witness my friend, witness the light, of the Amazing Jeckel Brothers!