MAD PROFESSOR Lyrics

He He He Oh shit he's here Hi Hi ya doing Is this the right place for that furniture ahh Yeah sure is come on in Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch So that's the couch eh Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there That's pretty fuckin nice I haven't seen Woah you all right there Excuse me real apolstry I ain't seen nothin like that since shit like back in the... Mother Fucker You want my couch You mother fucker I need your muther fuckin brain You can't have my couch What da the fuck you thinking Now come here you big fat muther fucker get on the table I was never popular this I'll admit fuck school School never liked me cool All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead Make fun of the size of my forehead But that shit never bothered me See momma and mother they owned a lot of property They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free time Well were my time was spent I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times Cluck Cluck Cluck then it was dead I made a lot of things though Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha shit yeah But im still lonely I need a homie So I collected limbs and made me a zombie I could have made me a girlie friend But fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah You can call me mad professor I will build a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity So this is like where you live That's right why you don't like it I mean oh my god it's dirty Do you like? Hehe Shut up bitch Give me your tippie toes I used some many body parts it was crazy I killed a whole bunch of muther fucker like what 80 They all chipped in on my special friend Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on I hear the other children playing outside "Keep it down you little bitches I'll skin your fuckin hide" Trunks full this parts wack Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack Shit fuck I'm sawing of an elbow Looking at the meter on my quazar zifter low Or better yet look out the fuckin window I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll Screw the head on come on come It's the dugish rugish bone OK it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz Fuck shit didn't work You can call me mad professor I will build a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity Hey Hey you call for a wrecker Sure did come on in I got the truck ready out side I'm gonna go ahead… Oh muther fucko what you'd hit me with a fuckin frying pan What's up what that bra You crazy muther fucko ow that shit hurts Come here I'm gonna fuck you up Get back here He's trying to kill me It wasn't always easy let me tell ya But fuck that uhh cause I ain't no failure I put the shit with the veins and snip that wait a minute You here that Yeah It's alive I just gotta wake it up Hand me that rock and lime Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pause I ain't cleaning his draws man fuck that Get him set get 'im ready its all most time Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine I see him twitching I'm on a roll He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit Did it work you make the call? "Shaggy ?" …What up Y'all? You can call me mad professor I will build a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity