Night Of The Axe Lyrics

Shit, I can't fucking take this 
All this fucking pressure, I'm dying 
Make me go motherfucking crazy 
I got all these motherfuckers 
Every where I go 
They gonna come down on me 
(Background: Why don't you get a job, man?) 
Oh no, here they come, man 
Stop it, man, stop it, man 
I can't fucking take it, HAHAHAHAH 
Come on, man HAHA HAHA 
There's no ouhahahat 
Showed up at your high school prom 
With an axe in my motherfucking palm 
And I jumped out the first date swinging 
Necks and backs went flinging and a toe 
I went psychopathic 
Choping throats with a hatchet 
Cuz they try to get me 
So I took a head with me 
Ran down the hall butt-naked 
If you gotta life I'm a take, huh 
Cuz I got it going on 
And I broke to the female john (AAAH!) 
Motherfuckers think I'm sick 
You ever seen a bitch take a shit, fuck dat 
A lot of dookie-ass beef 
Cuz female shittin' is news to me 
Climbed up the fire escape 
How many lives can one motherfucker take? 
One life, two life, three life, four 
Throw me a mach 10 I'll vow to take more 
Fifty lives coming out, eighty 
Fuck this, I'm finna whoop this lady 
Tied the bitch up to the lightpost 
Slapped her in her face cuz I'm psycho 
Beat her down and beat her up 
......Fucking slut 
So bitch make me wonder 
Kicked her gut and left my number 
Call me, fucking nympho 
Then I threw her out the window 
Broke and I climbed up a tree, guy 
Came back down, I don't know why 
Straight up insanity 
Damn, if it ain't a family 
I hope they come home soon 
Cuz I'm waiting in the bedroom 
I'm gone and I ditched the ride 
And left the dead Wilsons inside 
Jetting and I'm hopping fences 
Finning through like my man in Caline, Texas 
Cuz I'm psycholistic 
You look once and you missed it 
Look twice and it caught your eye 
Me, beating the shit out of some guy 
With a bag of bricks 
Impressing them dirty-ass sewer chicks 
A club, though, you can't trust 
Should of known when I jacked the bus 
Fourteen passengers riding it 
One naked psycho driving it 
And we go and grip it 
And they're be no slipping 
Cuz I'm thinking the worst 
Shit like woman and children die first 
Make you shiver 
When I drove that bitch in the river 
Everybody dies 
Only me survives 
Innocent fucks is what I want 
So I'm heading for the restaraunt 
There's always gotta be a hero 
But I can't be stopped with silver bullets 
Or a wooden stake 
It's your life I quickly take 
Don't talk shit, I take 'em 
Take your life, take your life 
Coppers and choppers persue 
The boys in blue, the whole caroo 
I do what they never think 
So I'm heading for the 18th precinct 
Cuz when they finally call it quits 
I'll be there to cut their necks 
And that's what I did 
I hate a fucking pig 
I get a job at the Donut Shop 
Just to poison the cop 
Cut-o-pathic 
And I'll fuck you up in a straight jacket 
Cuz they finally got me 
Broke my legs and shot me 
But I'm still laughing 
Cuz of what happened on the night of the axe 
On the night of the axe (just psycho)... 
AAAH!!!