The Neden Game Lyrics

Let's meet contestant number one. He's a skitsofrantic, serial-killer clown who says, women love his sexy smile. Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharron. Sharron, what's your question? "Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever, so let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick." Let's see, um, well, I'd have to think about it, I might show up in a tux. Hah, but I doubt it. I'd probably just show up naked like I always do and lick your momma in the eye and tell her, FUCK YOU! Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry. I smell spagetti, I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, GET THE FOOD READY! Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed. I'd have top walk up and bust him in his FUCKING LIPS. It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother, I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother. I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this, you know for only 13, she got some BIG tits. After that, your dad will try to jump again, and only this time, I put the FORTY to his chin. After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear! *laughing* Now, let's me contestant number two, he's a pychopathic, diranged crack head freak who works for the dark carnival. He says women call him strech nuts, Sharron let's hear your question. "I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions, a man who expresses himself in his own special way. Number two, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?" First thing, I could never love you. You sound like a richy-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU! But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, by taking all these other mutha FUCKAS outta here! I'd go through your phone book, and whack 'em all, and find contestant number one, and break his fucking jaw. "WHAT?" Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay, I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day! I'd grab your titties, and strech 'em down past your waist, let 'em go, and watch 'em both spring up in your face. I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN! When we go to the beach and walk through the sand, I throw a little in your face, and say, I'm just playin. As you spit it all out, I rub your back, and grab your underwear, and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASSCRACK! *laughing* Well, it sounds like contestant number two is just overflowing with sensativity Sharron. It's a tough choice so far. Sharron, let's have your last question and see which on is going to win the rights to your neden. "Okay, if we were at dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be? *well* Who's ever the smoothest wins!" Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar, and tell that I can't believe how fucking fat you are. I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake. And if you lost a little wait, you'd look like Rickie Lake! FUCK THAT, you'd be jocking me quick, I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick. And then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and STICK MY NUTS IN YOUR FACE! Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo, that'll get her. Tell her that she's fat, YEAH, that'll work even better. Look, FUCK YOU, I got a strong rap, you don't want contestant number two, he's mad whack. I walk into a barn and there he was, standing up on a bucket, eewwaa, trying to fuck it. It was a big, fucking smelly, ass farm llama. DAMN DOG, how you gonna dis your momma! *laughing*