Three Rings Lyrics

Ring one, a-dung-a-dung-dung 
My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue 
To the desk in school, then I run down the hall 
Scarin the shit outta all of yall bitches 
Which is why you don't invite mine to your party 
Just cuz I don't look like everybody 
I guess you're just a bunch of rich boys 
Bitch boys, Scary. BLAH!! 
And what's the big deal about my neck 
Just because now and then I like to let it stretch up 
A couple feet to get a better sight 
Is that any reason to scream and run in fright? 
No! So, now how you goin act? 
So what if I got another arm growin outta my back 
I guess I'm just another freak show thing 
And now they got me in the 3 rings 
3 ring A ding a ding ding 
People love to point and stare 
3 ring A ding a ding ding 
It's the same as everywhere 

Ring two! How do you do? I'm Shaggy 2-dope 
Chicken-faced bitch! 
You don't try to front hoe 
Try to play me out just cause I'm runnin with the side show 
So maybe there's the leg growin out my neck 
But, don't jet baby, not yet. 
Popped out the neden like a pund of lead. 
Doctor blew his back, rolled and dropped me on my head 
Oh shit! I knew it had to fuck up my circuits 
Cause when I was 2, my momma left me at the circus 
Abandoned at the carnival, with the freak shows 
Like Bat-boy, Hermaphrodite, and Old Man Crow 
But then I escaped to the ghetto zone 
Started a crew of my own mutha fucka, I'm not alone 
So don't be stickin your finger in my face stank 
Or your stomach might recieve a shank from the 3 rings 

3 ring A ding a ding ding 
People love to point and stare 
3 ring A ding a ding ding 
It's the same as everywhere 

Ring 3, The ICP! Look if you want 
But I wouldn't lay a hand on me 
That's how you get fucked up 
We'll squeeze your windpipe shut 

Yo! I'm a nerd, word I drink Thunderbird 
Half-snake woman kicked my love to the curb 
She busted in to my tent now I'm fucked 
Had the fat-bearded lady in the buck Uh! 
Fuck that 
Bitch suck that 
I was born with a wang, but I never had a nutsac 
It's two balls hangin with no protection, so, 
I move real careful and slow 
You can call me a wierdo, call me a freak 
Call me Don Knots cause I'm gettin on it every week 
So come see the carnival and throw me your change, bitch 
I chill with the 3 rings 

3 ring A ding a ding ding 
People love to point and stare 
3 ring A ding a ding ding 
It's the same as everywhere