Beer Goggles Lyrics

 The turn out tonight is weak
 The crowd is looking meager
 Only 40 to 50 in the flock
 but 3 more beers and I'm playin' Woodstock
 And you can probably see that we're not all that tight
 A couple more drinks will alter your sight
 That does not mean fight
 I'm not saying  I have to be drunk
 but tequila shots make it more fun
 I'm havin' fun
 (Chorus)
 Oh, Beer Goggles
 I love to put them on
 Next to eachother at the bar
 She's thinkin' he's the one
 I'm thinkin' where's my car
 She thinks I look good
 Obviously she didn't smell that fart
 "Oh, what kind of cologne is that you're wearing?"
 Hey man, it's a start
 "Hi, my name's Barbie"
 "My name's Ken"
 The perfect couple 'cause we're drunk in the head
 I'm drunk again
 (Repeat Chorus)
 And one size fits all!!!