Heads You Win, Tails I Lose Lyrics

Irving Music, Inc. BMI
Brian Wilson/Gary Usher

Every time
  We have a fight
We flip a coin
To see who's right

  Why do we have to gamble just to see who's right?
  Why can't we arbitrarily resolve a fight?
 But with you're style of gamblin' there's no chance to win
That's how it is, and that's the way it's always been

  Heads, you win
  Tails, I lose
  Heads, you win
  Tails, I lose
Bad news

 If we were playing cards you'd be the one to deal
You'd play with loaded dice and fix the roulette wheel
 You pick 'em at the races like I've never seen
And then you make me pay off like a slot machine

  Heads, you win
  Tails, I lose
  Heads, you win
  Tails, I lose
Bad news

  Oh well, match me honey (match me honey)
Take my money (take my money)
  You know the odds are your's (flip it baby)
So flip the coin

I'm gonna make some changes with this gamblin' game
  From now on I'm the dealer and I'll do the same
I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds again
So if you want to flip to see who's right I know I'll win

 Heads, I win
Tails, you lose
 Heads, I win
Tails, you lose
Bad news

  Oh well, match me honey (match me honey)
Take my money (take my money)
  You know the odds are your's (flip it baby)
So flip the coin

I'm gonna make some changes with this gamblin' game
  From now on I'm the dealer and I'll do the same
I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds again
So if you want to flip to see who's right I know I'll win

 Heads, I win
Tails, you lose
 Heads, I win
Tails, you lose
Bad news

 Heads, I win
Tails, you lose
 Heads, I win
Tails, you lose
Bad news