Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please, don't go
Grandma take me home (x7)
Wanna be alone
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meats too good
Never take me home (x7)
Wanna be alone
She said, well, don't you start your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
Thats what I did, I killed my toad
Never take me home (x7)
Wanna be alone
After dinner, I had ice cream
I fell asleep, and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's arms (Alt: I woke up ill in my mother's arms)
Never take me home (x14)
I wanna be alone |