Rockhard In A Funky Place Lyrics

Does anybody know U're here? 
This house of ill-repute (Ooh honey, I'm scared of U) 
Tryin' 2 deal with all your fears 
I guess this is what U get 4 being cute (Cute, cute) 

Soaked in banana cologne 
No wonder U're all alone 
It's written all over your face 
U're just a rockhard in a funky place 

Rockhard in a funky place 

Here comes a lady so U cover up 
She's a freak hot funky electric mama with double cups 
(OK now, come on, come on, girl - let's see, come on) 
See, U… U couldn't cop if U wanted 2 
Because something near your leg is haunting U 
Such a disgrace, U're a rockhard in a funky place (Ow!) 

Ha ha, y'all 

Rockhard in a funky place 

U was workin' on the line U could drop on her (Uh, uh) 
But U couldn't concentrate when your dick saw her (Uh, uh) 
Maybe if U cop a nut in the car (Maybe if U cop a nut in the car) 
Maybe U could think about playing guitar 

(Rock, rock) {repeat} 
Oh yeah {x3} 

Rockhard in a funky place 

All U're looking 4 is love 
Or a reason 2 believe there's a God above 
Pretty soon U'll get enough 
And head back 2 a life so tough 

I just hate 2 see an erection go 2 waste (Aaaah) 
I'm just a rockhard in a funky place 
Rockhard in a funky place 
Say it - rockhard in a funky place 
Rockhard in a funky place 
Oh, U rockhard in a funky place 
U rockhard in a funky place 

Say it, y'all 
(Rock, rock) {repeat 2 fade} 
What? 
We gotta go, y'all 
Tune in next week 
Same time, same boogie 
Rock hard 
Oh yeah, we will rock, y'all 
But until then keep your finger on the trigger 
That's the only way it'll get bigger 

What kind of fuck ending was that?