Something In The Water (Does Not Compute) Lyrics

Some people tell me I got great legs 
Can't figure out why U make me beg 
Does not compute, don't not compute 

U think U're special, well so do I 
Why do special women make me cry? 
Does not compute, baby, somethin' don't compute 

Must be something in the water they drink 
It's been the same with every girl I've had 
Must be something in the water they drink 
Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad? 

Some people think I'm kinda smart 
Why must a fella stop with U before he starts? 
Don't not compute 

I'll buy U clothing, I'll buy U fancy cars 
But U got 2 talk 2 me, baby, tell me who U really are 

Must be something in the water they drink 
It's been the same with every girl I've had 
Must be something in the water they drink 
Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad? 

Must be something in the water they drink 
It's been the same with every girl I've had 
Must be something in the water they drink 
Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad? 

Oh Lord 

I said, must be something in the water they drink 
Same with every girl I've had 
Must be something in the water they drink 
Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?