Stepsisters' Lament Lyrics

Minerva: 
Why would a fellow want a girl like her? 
A frail and fluffy beauty? 
Why can't a fellow ever once prefer 
a solid girl like me?! 

Calliope: 
She's a frothy little bubble 
with a flimsy kind of charm 
And with very little trouble 
I could break her little arm! 

Both: 
Oh why would a fellow want a girl like her? 
So obviously unusual? 
Why can't a fellow ever once prefer a usual girl like me?! 

Minerva: 
Her face is exuiside I suppose, 
but no more exuiside that a rose is. 

Calliope: 
Her skin may be delacate and soft 
but not any softer that a doe's is 

Minerva: 
He neck is no longer that a swan's 

Calliope: 
She's only as dainty as a daisy 

Minerva: 
She's only as graceful as a bird... 

Both: 
So why is the fellow going crazy? 
Oh why would a fellow want a girl like her, 
A girl who's merely lovely? 
Why can't a fellow ever once prefer 
a girl who's merely me?! 

Minerva: 
She's a frothy little bubble 
with a frilly sort of air 
and with very little trouble 
I could pull out all her hair!! Ha ha ha ha! 

Both: 
Why would a fellow want a girl like her, 
a girl who's merely lovely? 
Why can't a fellow ever once prefer 
a girl who's merely me? 
What's the matter with the man? 
What's the matter with the man? 
What's the matter with the man?!