The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man Lyrics

Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A. 
Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A. 
But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway 

Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am 
Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am 
I'm an under assistant west coast promo man 

Well I promo groups when they come into town 
Well I promo groups when they come into town 
Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down 

Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am 
Yeah I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am 
I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band 

Yeah, I'm sharp 
I'm really, really sharp 
I sure do earn my pay 
Sitting on the beach every day, yeah 
I'm real real sharp, yes I am 
I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit 
Yes I have 

Here comes the bus, uh oh 
I though I had a dime 
Where's my dime 
I know I have a dime somewhere 
I'm pretty sure........