An Elpee's Worth Of Toons Lyrics

  Who's that on the racks again?
  A portrait of a crazy man
  Trying to make a living off an elpee's worth of toons
  A picture of a soul in pain
  Trying to change the world with an elpee's worth of toons
  
  There's something at the heart of it that's simply awful
  A man who makes a living off a plastic waffle
  
  Sweat is forming on my brow
  Not a thing can help me now
  My life is on the line for an elpee's worth of toons
  
  I can see the write-ups now
  The multitudes are crying for an elpee's worth of toons
  
  A man would simply have to be as mad as a hatter
  To try to change the world with a plastic platter
  
  What's your problem, sonny?
  What's your problem, son?
  
  I want to be loved