Zittly Van Zittles Lyrics

Well, I had myself a girlfriend 
For almost two whole years 
We had no secrets 
We had no fears 
There was nothing we wouldn't do 
When we were in the sack 
She'd even pop the zit on my back 
But one night I was out cheating 
After I drank a few 
She caught me red handed 
And said we're through 
Now she's got a new boyfriend 
It nearly gave me a heart attack 
'Cuz who's gonna pop this zit on my back? 
Well I got a pimple and I don't know why 
It keeps growing in the same place 
I can't reach it with my left or right hand 
I wish it was on my face 
It's four days old 
And it hurts so bad 
But it's ready for a squeeze 
Won't somebody pop it for me please? 
I'll give you ten dollars 
If you're a girl in this lonely world 
And you're looking for a guy 
I'll never cheat again, I promise 
That's no lie 
There's only one thing I ask of you 
Could we name our first child Zak? 
Oh, one more thing 
Please pop this zit on my back 
I'm dying here! 
A pimple ay-hee 
A pop-a-doodly-doo 
Squirt heedly-hoo 
Well I'm sitting alone by the phone 
And no one seems to call 
I try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen wall 
Well that don't work, so I look around 
And find a big shiny thumb-tack 
Put it on the floor, lay down 
Pop the zit on my back