If You Haven't Got An Ear For Music Lyrics

[Written for, but not used in, the show.]

What good is a fancy motorcar?
If you haven't got an ear for music, you haven't got a thing at all

What good is a ton of caviar?
If you haven't got an ear for music, you haven't got a thing at all

What good is a sack of gold
If a jazz band leaves you cold?

What good is a mansion large or small?
If you haven't got an ear for music, you haven't got a thing at all

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What good is a sable or a mink?
If you haven't got an ear for music, you haven't got a thing at all

What good is that extra midnight drink?
If you haven't got an ear for music, you haven't got a thing at all

When I journey to the moon
I won't go without a tune

What good is a party or a ball?
If you haven't got an ear for music, you haven't got a thing at all
You haven't got a thing at all
You haven't got a thing at all