Special Interest Lyrics

 Got a special interest, you're my special interest
 Got a special interest, got a special interest in you
 I hear you've got some pending legislation
 Regarding your romantic situation
 And I just want to make my position quite clear
 You've got a constituent here
 And you'll find before you take one more step
 My hobby is to lobby on your doorstep
 And that big sack of mail and the telegrams too
 I'll give you one guess just who sent them to you
 
 I've been invested with a sacred mission
 To make sure that you make the right decision
 Though you may wonder now, in the long run you'll see
 A valuable ally in me
 And if by some misguided sense of duty
 You go with someone else instead of choose me
 When they've all let you down, and you're looking for help
 You'll find that I've swung my support somewhere else
 No one has to know, when pressures are brought to bear
 You can pretend that it was all your idea
 And you did it of your own free will
 Yes you did it of your own free will