Depends Lyrics

I don't want to urinate on myself
I don't want to urinate on anyone else
Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
Because I can't control my bladder anymore

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back in the light
No more soiled nights alone
But I guess I don't have a care
Because there's not
A load in my underwear

I'm sick of offending everyone I meet
I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets
I had an accident today
I left a soil on a bus seat
I didn't know what to say

But, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back into life
No more soiled nights alone
Well, I guess that I don't have a care
If I don't have a load in my underwear