Ian Underwood Whips It Out Lyrics

 Ian: My name is Ian Underwood
  And I am straight member of the group
  ( Wowie Zowie)
  One month ago I heard The Mothers of Invention at the theater
  I heard them on two ocassions
  And at the second ocassion
  I went up to Jim Black
  And I said I like your music,
  I'd like to come down to play with you.
  Two days later I came up to the recording session
  And Frank Zappa was sitting at the control room
  I walk up and said 
  How'd you do, my name is Ian Underwood and I like you music
  And I like to play with your group.
  Frank Zappa says
  What can you do is fantastic
  I say I can play alto saxphone and piano
  And he said
  All right, wipe it out....