Penguin In Bondage Lyrics

 She's just like a penguin in Bondage, boy
 Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
 Rennenhenninnahenninnenninahennn
 Way over on the wet side
 Of the bed (Knirps for moisture)
 
 Just like the mighty Penguin
 Flappin' her eight ounce wings
 
 Lord, you know it's all over
 If she comes atcha on the strut & wrap `em
 all around yer head
 
 Flappin her eight ounce wings, flappinumm
 
 She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
 
 Shake up the pale-dry
 Ginger ale
 Tremblin' like a Penguin
 When the battery fail
 
 Lord, you must be havin' her jumpin' through
 a hoopa real fire
 With some Kleenex wrapped around a
 coat-hang wire
 
 She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
 Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
 Rennenhenninnahenninneninahenn
 Howlin' over to some
 Antarcticulated moon
 
 In the frostbite nite
 With her flaps gone white
 Shriekin' as she spot the hoop across the room
 
 Lord, you know it must be a Penguin bound down
 When you hear that terrible screamin' and
 there ain't no other
 Birds around
 
 She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
 Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
 She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy
 Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh...
 Rennenhenninnahenninneninahennn
 Aw, you must be careful
 Not to leave her straps
 TOO LOOSE
 
 `Cause she just might box yer dog
 She just might box yer doggie
 An' leave you a dried-up dog biscuit...