Don't Feed the Plants Lyrics

Crystal:   SUBSEQUENT TO THE EVENTS YOU HAVE JUST WITNESSED
           SIMILAR EVENTS IN CITIES ACROSS AMERICA
           EVENTS WHICH BORE A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE
           TO THE ONES YOU HAVE JUST SEEN BEGAN OCCURRING
The Girls: SUBSEQUENT TO THE EVENTS YOU HAVE JUST WITNESSED
           UNSUSPECTING JERKS FROM MAINE TO CALIFORNIA
           MADE THE ACQUAINTANCE OF A NEW BREED OF FLYTRAP
           AND GOT SWEET-TALKED INTO FEEDING IT BLOOD
           THUS THE PLANTS WORKED THEIR TERRIBLE WILL
           FINDING JERKS WHO WOULD FEED THEM THEIR FILL
           AND THE PLANTS PROCEEDED TO GROW, AND GROW
           AND BEGIN WHAT THEY CAME HERE TO DO
           WHICH WAS ESSENTIALLY TO ...
           EAT CLEVELAND!
           AND DES MOINES!
           AND PEORIA!
           AND NEW YORK!
           AND WHERE YOU LIVE!
All:       THEY MAY OFFER YOU FORTUNE AND FAME
           LOVE AND MONEY AND INSTANT ACCLAIM
           BUT WHATEVER THEY OFFER YOU
           DON'T FEED THE PLANTS
*Mushnik:  THEY MAY OFFER YOU LOTS OF CHEAP THRILLS
*Orin:     FANCY CONDOS IN BEVERLY HILLS
*Seymour:  BUT WHATEVER THEY OFFER YOU
*Audrey:   DON'T FEED THE PLANTS
All:       LOOK OUT! HERE COMES AUDREY TWO! LOOK OUT!
Audrey II: HERE I COME FOR YOU!
All:       HERE I COME FOR YOU!
           HERE I COME FOR YOU!
           HERE I COME FOR YOU!
           HOLD YOUR HAT AND HANG ON TO YOUR SOUL
           SOMETHING'S COMING TO EAT THE WORLD WHOLE
           IF WE FIGHT IT, WE'VE STILL GOT A CHANCE
           BUT WHATEVER THEY OFFER YOU ...
           THOUGH THEY'RE SLOPPING THE TROUGH FOR YOU
           PLEASE WHATEVER THEY OFFER YOU
           DON'T FEED THE PLANTS
**Couple:  WE'LL HAVE TOMORROW
All:       DON'T FEED THE PLANTS!!!


*Refers to a dead character.
**Refers to Seymour and Audrey.